May 14, 2008

In which I am stymied

I was going to post a link to Stephen Colbert's interview last night with the woman who wrote the book about the sinking of the Titanic, but let's face it ... there's only one reason I would do that, and it doesn't reflect well on me. If you saw it, and if you're attracted to women, you probably know what I'm talking about. When I saw her, I thought, "She's attractive." When she said "I have a PhD in metallurgy," I was--dare I say it--riveted.

I hope you saw the clip so that you can appreciate how INCREDIBLY FUNNY that line was. Ah, hell, here it is:

Look, it was this or the story of my ex-wife being attacked by a monkey.

1 comment:

NNH said...

I'm totally hot for her too. Wow. I'll fight you for her... and I'll win.