April 18, 2008

Why, oh why?

The other day I told a waitress that she should tell her boss that Applebys should start calling their appetizers "Appletizers." And she just rolled her eyes at me.

That was gold, baby ... and you spat on it like probably spat on my bleu cheeseburger.

Appletizing, no?


Anonymous said...

If it makes you feel better, I laughed.

JB said...

It does help, even if it was dutiful laughter. I'll take what I can get.