April 16, 2008

Forsythia Fascism

I'm not a plant person, and certainly not a flower person, but I do have an opinion about forsythias, which are beautiful here in the springtime. My opinion is this:


My neighbor has these neatly grouped forsythias that are perfectly spherical. They're PLANTS. Beautiful, blooming PLANTS. You don't have to impose your will on them to make them better. All you're doing is showing what a control freak you are.

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