March 13, 2008

Rusted Roots

I heard on the Today show today that red haired people will be extinct by the end of the century. Actually it was just the tease that I heard ... maybe they debunked it when they finally got around to talking about it. Either way, what a bunch of morons. Since this pseudostory actually came out last year, I can only assume that they resurrected it in order to indulge at some cheap laughs at the expense of the Irish. I guess it's a variation of this myth ... which seems to date back as far as 1865!

The only value I see to this story is that it might help red-haired guys talk red-haired women into sleeping with them. "I mean come on, it's for the good of the SPECIES."

Not buying it? Better check this out.

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