Given the name of the horse that won the Kentucky Derby, I feel it behooves me to comment on the event. Pause for laughter ... and ... go!
It's just this: in general, I'm not comfortable around animals whose eyes are bigger than human eyes. Horses have big bulging alien eyes. BIG BROWN eyes, if you will. Don't like 'em.
I like people with big brown eyes just fine ... as long as they're people eyes and not huge bulging horse eyes.
To be fair, I'm referring mainly to cartoon horses.
And be honest ... are you surprised I didn't go blue with "Big Brown"?
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